Ode to a Coupon Clipping Service
‘Twas the week before “Operation Mega Event,” when all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring (except me, who was up clipping Gillette coupons for my spouse).
My store sales flyers were all stacked on the table with care,
In the hopes that the mega event soon would be there.
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of cheap Betty Crocker Fruit Snacks danced through their heads.
And me, in my kerchief and big fuzzy slippers,
Had just settled down with a big pair of scissors.
“This sale is so huge,” I moaned in despair…
“Where can I possibly find the coupons I need to save the most money there?”
When out of the Midwest there arose such a clatter,
That I sprang from my desk to see what was the matter.
Away to my computer I raced in a flash,
Clicked open my email, and downloaded fast!
When, much to my wondering eyes did appear,
But the Coupon CarryOut’s manager, with a list for all to hear!
More rapid than eagles, the team members came,
As she whistled and shouted, and called them by name!
“Now Mark, now Philip, sort those inserts quickly in time for the sale!”
“Now Tracy, now Michele, get those coupons clipped and the orders in the mail!”
To their website I scurried, and aisle by aisle,
I filled up my cart with coupons for cereal and Got2B Style.
As word of my order status reached me in a thunder,
“Could this really be happening?” I found myself wonder.
As I tracked my order throughout the night,
I found myself realizing, “you know, this just might!”
When my order arrived quickly I was no longer nervous,
And I told all of my friends “this is the BEST coupon clipping service!”
I was thrilled with their prices and Customer Rewards,
There were so many things I could put my huge savings towards!
So off to the store, I excitedly went,
And I loaded up my cart with items in the mega event.
As the savings came off the register, I thought I would faint…
“Now I can afford to update my kitchen with that much needed new coat of paint!”
With my groceries overflowing the back of my van,
I excitedly returned to my house and my hungry husband, Stan.
“I saved 68%, and I couldn’t have done it,” I asserted,
“Without the help of the Coupon CarryOut and their awesome coupon clipping service!”
With my pantry all stocked and items arranged neatly on the shelves,
I was ever so grateful to the Coupon CarryOut’s little elves.
My new stockpile will feed my family for months to come…
To high grocery prices, I no longer have to succumb!
“Operation Mega Event” was a huge success, much to my delight…
Happy couponing to all, and to all a good night!